Wednesday, August 30, 2017

Flenderson 3: Round 16



Last round, Brock and Isla's only child, Viola, was rapidly approaching her teenage years. Acting on a suggestion from her cousin Lorelei, she asked her parents for an art table so she could properly illustrate the stories sbe'd been writing about her "imaginary" superhero, Vlad the Pointy Man. The stories were a big hit with her classmates, but when she finally became a teenager, she decided to finally visit Vlad at his home and discovered that he may have been more different than he appeared.


Oh, um...am I interrupting something?

Brock: No...just breakfast...why?

Well, your outfits...

Isla: Oh...we just came from a party...

Man, I need to start paying more attention to party wear when I pick everybody's clothes...


So how's the writing going?

Viola: Good, I guess...now that I can actually submit to the publishers.

Any luck with that?

Viola: Not yet...I haven't written anything that good lately...maybe I need a bit more inspiration.

Oh, no...does that mean we're going back to Vlad's?

Viola: You don't have to come, you know...

That's ok, I'd rather that then find out what kind of parties your parents are going to that make them dress like that...besides, I want to keep an eye on things with you and him.

Viola: (sigh) Whatever...


Let's just get this over with...


Well, this is unexpected...

Viola: Hi, Vlad...

Vlad: Hello, child. It is quite nice to see you again...


Yeah, this isn't creepy at all...

Viola: I never knew you had a basement...cool...

Vlad: I must say I find your reactions to my manor very amusing...perhaps we should head back upstairs?


Viola: I wish I didn't have to come see you at night...

Vlad: As do I, child...but I'm afraid it is for the best.

Viola: (yawn) Sorry...it's kind of late for me...

Vlad: You do seem unusually weary this evening...you may rest here, if you like...


Whoa, whoa, whoa...she is not spending the night here...

Vlad: Surely you do not wish for her to walk home alone when she is this tired...unless you plan to remain with her through the journey.

(sigh) No, I can't do that...

Vlad: Very well then. I will wake her before it gets too late.

See to it that you do...she has parents, you know.


Even though Brock seems to be halfway out the door anyway...


Aldo: Oh...yeah...she told me to tell you she got called in for a council meeting or something.

Brock: Oh...

Aldo: But I guess you and I could still hang out...

Brock: I guess...

Aldo: ....

Brock: ...

Aldo: Say, how's...um...

Viola?

Aldo: Right...Viola.

Brock: She's fine...I think. It's hard to tell with teenagers, you know.

Aldo: Yeah...

Brock: ...

Aldo: ...

Well, as riveting as this conversation is, I think I'll go check in on Viola myself.


Hi, Shark. I see it's project day?

Viola: Yup...

So...what are we making today?

Shark: An air pressure rocket.

Really? Cool...

Viola: If we can get it work, yeah...

Shark: Man, I'm starving...I can't work on an empty stomach. Want to head down to the diner?

Viola: I guess...my parents won't be home for awhile.


Viola: Hey, here's a weird question...have you ever heard of a vampire?

Shark: Oh, sure...

Wait...you have?

Shark: Yeah...they're in all kinds of monster movies and shows and stuff now...not sure who came up with it but they're kind of cool, I guess.

Viola: Oh...

Shark: Wait...you've never heard of them?

Viola: Well, I heard the word the other day...so, monster movies? Does that mean vampires are monsters?

Shark: Oh, yeah, totally...I can't believe you've never heard of them. Don't you watch TV at all?



Nice going, Brock...

Brock: Thanks...um...where's Viola?

Up in her room...why?

Brock: Oh, good...I know it's crazy, but I could have sworn I heard her sneaking out of the house the other night...

Yeah...crazy...



What's wrong?

Viola: I wanted to see if what Shark said was true...so I looked up some of this vampire stuff online.

And...

Viola: It says that...they drink people's blood! That...that can't be right, can it?

Well...actually...that's kind of the main idea..

Viola: But drinking someone's blood...that has to hurt the person! Vlad would never hurt anybody...right?

(sigh) I guess there's only one way to find out...


Vlad: I can sense you are uneasy, child. Perhaps there is something you would like to ask me?

Viola: Well, the thing is...I finally got a chance to look up what a vampire is...

Vlad: Ah, I see. So you now understand my true nature.

Viola: Vlad...have you ever...hurt anyone?

Vlad: You can rest assured that has never been my intention. My feeding is merely a matter of survival. But I have to assume the experience is less than ideal for the human involved...

Viola: Oh...

Vlad: I can also assure you that I have no intention of feeding from you. But perhaps now you understand why it's best that I remain secluded in my manor. 

Viola: So...even if you wanted to...you can never go out without...doing that?

Vlad: I do have a fair amount of self control, though it came only with practice. Still, most humans are not as understanding as you are, child...most see me as something of a monster.

Viola: Like Shark...

Vlad: Shark? Is this a...gentleman friend, perhaps? I did not realize you had begun the process of selecting a mate...

Viola: Selecting a mate? We've only been out two times!

Vlad: (Laughs) Very well...perhaps then you'd like to show me how you're progressing in your musical skills?


Vlad: Your skills on the piano are coming along nicely. I apologize for not having a violin or guitar for you...you did say those were your preferred instruments, correct?

Viola: Oh, that's alright...I can bring them next time...hey, Vlad...do you think it'd be ok for me to bring Shark with me? If...you know...he becomes my mate?

Vlad: Perhaps...if he becomes important enough in your life to warrant that. I would use caution, though. As I said, most humans do not find my manor as inviting as you.

Yeah, including the disembodied narrator...can we get going, please?


Oh, hey there Misty...

Misty: I'm sorry about the other day...they called this emergency meeting that I just could not get out of...

Brock: Anything big?

Misty: Well they certainly thought so...something about renovating a park...


Misty: So what's up? You seem a bit out of it...

Brock: Well...it's Viola...

Misty: Oh, boy...those teenage years finally kicking in, huh?

Brock: She just doesn't seem like herself lately...she's been all grouchy and moody...I don't think she's been sleeping much...unless it's when we need her to do something around the house.

Misty: So...pretty much being a teenager then? Brock, trust me. You worry too much. This is all normal...


Yeah, normal...like going to the fanciest restaurant in town on a date...


What happened to the diner?

Shark: I don't know...I thought we'd try something new. You can only eat so many burgers, you know?


Shark: Um...what exactly did we order again?

You guys do know there's a perfectly good restaurant next door that serves normal food, right?


Or Shark's backyard...that works too.


Shark: I had great time last night...even though I still can't figure out what it is we ate!

Viola: Yeah, me too...say, I was wondering...do you think you could loan me a few of those movies you were talking about?

Shark: Sure...you're into monster movies?

Viola: Yeah...I mean...I think I might be, if I saw a few...

Shark: Wow...I never thought I'd meet a girl who wanted to watch those with me. Betta just says they're gross...


Well, I've seen relationships start on weirder notes...but unfortunately I've got to be moving on. Enjoy the movie night, guys. I'll see you next round!


A Message from the Mysterious Voice: Man, it's getting so hard to keep this Vlad thing from getting creepy now that Viola's a teenager. Her and Shark actually make a cute couple, though. (I'll have to remember to include one of their movie nights next round.) And yes, Isla is still there...I didn't realize until I uploaded the screenshots that I didn't include her at all. Between bouncing back and forth with Viola at Vlad's house and Brock's outings with Misty, she was kind of on her own for most of the week.



Thursday, August 24, 2017

Doe 1: Round 16



Last round, Garnet and Amethyst Doe settled into life in elementary school. Garnet continued to flaunt his kleptomaniac trait, but somehow managed to avoid getting caught. Meanwhile, Christin and Mackerel continued to advance in their careers.


Morning, guys!

Christin: Hi there, mysterious voice.

So what's on the agenda for today?

Christin: We're taking the kids down to the new community center; they have a music room where Amethyst can practice her violin.

Community center?


Huh...is this place new?

Christin: Yeah, it just opened. Turns out that kids library was such a success they built a version with adult classrooms, too.

Garnet: Ok, well, see you guys around...

Christin: Whoa, there, buddy...I want you both to stay with me until Amethyst goes in for her violin practice. Come on, we'll go to the kids room upstairs...


Garnet: Come on...let's sneak out of here when Mom's not looking...

Amethyst: No way! I want to keep playing! We don't have one of these at home.


Garnet: Mom! I'm bored...this stupid place is so babyish...

Christin: (sigh) Garnet, if you're bored, you can go downstairs and play basketball with your father until it's time to go. Your sister hasn't even started her violin lesson yet.

Garnet: Ugh...fine...


Um...we don't appear to be in the gym...

Garnet: I'm going...I'm going. I just thought I left something in here.

You left something in the toddler nursery?

Garnet: Uh...yeah...that's my octopus down there. One of the stupid babies probably took it...

Garnet...we really need to have a talk...


Oh, good...we finally made it to the basketball court.

Mackerel: That's it...just a little bit to the left...


Garnet: Guess what? While you were at your stupid violin class, I made 5 baskets and I got a new toy!

Amethyst: A new toy? Garnet...

Garnet: Don't worry, it's not some stupid doll. I don't have to hide it in your room.

Amethyst: Garnet you need to stop stealing stuff! You're going to get in trouble!

Garnet: Not if nobody finds out...


You might get in trouble for blowing up science class, though...

Christin: (sigh) I was waiting for something like this to happen...yes, of course. Whatever you need to do. I'll support it.


Mackerel: You seriously told the school to punish him?

Christin: He destroyed other kids' projects, Mackerel...

Mackerel: I'm sure he didn't mean to do it. Did you even ask him about it first?

Christin: Well, the school wasn't about to put him on the phone to explain himself...but if you think you know what's going on so well, why don't you go talk to him?


Mackerel: Hey, bud...so, your mom told me you got in trouble at school today.

Garnet: It's not my fault! I told the other kids it could explode but they didn't believe me...

Why would you bring a project to school that could explode in the first place?

Garnet: Because mine was just better than theirs!


Amethyst: Thanks to you, I have to do my whole project all over again!

Garnet: Well, next time don't put your stupid little kid projects next to my real science stuff...

Amethyst: You know the whole class hates you, right? 

Garnet: Eh...who needs them. I'll be out of that baby school soon anyway.


Well, at least that science practice paid off somewhere...


Nice going, Mackerel...

Mackerel: Thanks.


Oh, good...Marvin's back...

Amethyst: Dad...


Mackerel: Don't worry, honey...the monster's all gone...





Christin: Mackerel, we need to talk about Garnet...

Mackerel: Don't worry, I talked to him about the science lab stuff. We agreed to not bring the real chemicals in to school anymore.

Christin: It's not just that...I've been trying to get his birthday party together, and I can barely find any kids who want to come.

Mackerel: Huh...that's strange. Wonder why...

Really? Mackerel, do you remember what you found in his backpack?

Mackerel: Yeah...I guess a kid who walks around with dishes in his bag would have a hard time making friends...

Mackerel...have you ever heard of the word "Denial"?


Well, looks like Christin was at least able to find a few guests...


Garnet: Ha! I win!

Hermes: No fair! You cheated!

Garnet: No I didn't...

Hermes: Yes you did! You knocked all my tokens down!

Garnet: Hey, you didn't have to stop and pick them up...

Man, I can't imagine why so many kids didn't want to come...


All right, let's see if he's any better as a teen...Happy birthday, dear Garnet...


No surprises there...


And I think an outfit makeover is in order.


Clam: Um...dude, you need to see this before you go to school tomorrow...

Garnet: What?..."Garnet Doe Survival Strategies?" What the hell is this?

Clam: Well...some of the other kids aren't exactly thrilled that you'll be back with them in high school.

Garnet: Oh, that's just dumb...what'd I ever do to them?

Well, costing them recess for weeks on end seems like a logical starting point...

Clam: What? So...it was you?

Garnet: No! She doesn't know what she's talking about! And anyway, why should I care what a bunch of losers say about me on a website?




Haiti: Hey there...why are you looking so stressed? It's your birthday...

Garnet: Ugh...just...thinking about high school tomorrow, I guess.

Haiti: Eh, don't worry about it. It's really not that different. Besides, I'm sure you're smarter than at least half of the teachers.

Garnet: Yeah, probably...

Haiti: You up for a game of foosball?


Huh...you know, these two might work pretty well together...

Garnet: What?

Haiti: Ha! I win!

Not so fun from the other side, is it Garnet?


Nice job, Christin...

Christin: Thanks...I'm just glad I was able to pass off reviews of the Rainbow Room's drinks as actual articles.

Um...on a less positive note...


Christin: (sigh) I really thought he was going to grow out of this.

I don't get it...if you know he's doing it...

Christin: I want him to admit it. The stealing is one thing, but the lying is something else altogether...

Well, I think your chances of that happening are slim to none.

Christin: I know...


Christin: Garnet, we need to have a talk...I found this book in your backpack. It says it's property of the school...

Garnet: Yeah...I borrowed it from the library. No big deal.

Christin: Garnet...we both know that's not true...

Garnet: What, so now I can't even do my homework without getting in trouble?


Mackerel: You've got to lighten up on him, Christin!

Christin: Lighten up? You were the one who found all that stuff in his backpack on the first day of school!

Mackerel: Well, that was a long time ago! Besides, he's...

Christin: Mackerel, I swear, if you bring up his grades again...you know, being smart and stealing are not mutually exclusive!

Mackerel: ...what?

Christin: (sigh)...

Um...pardon the interruption, but...any reason Amethyst appears to be eating French toast for dinner?

Christin: Oh...sorry, honey...I guess I got distracted.

Amethyst: It's ok...I like French toast.


Christin: Shouldn't you have finished your homework last night?

Garnet: I was busy...

Christin: Doing what?

Garnet: I don't know...stuff...

Mackerel: Hey, leave the kid alone...he's finishing it either way.


Do I want to know where you got that?

Garnet: No...probably not.  So why don't you quit asking?


Christin: Interesting new poster...I don't remember buying that.

Garnet: Yeah...that's because the soccer coach was handing them out...geez, can't I finish my homework without being interrogated?

You are so lucky I can't follow you to school...


Oh, right...Amethyst. I almost forgot she was here.


Hopefully she'll have more friends than Garnet did...


Snow: Man, school is so much better now that your brother's gone...we actually get to have recess again! It's too bad you have to go to high school with him now.

Amethyst: Um...yeah...


Happy birthday, dear Amethyst...


Man, she is just losing the trait lottery, isn't she?


At least she actually got a nice hairstyle...


Christin: I can't believe my little girl's already a teenager...

Amethyst: Mom...

Christin: How about we start giving your room a bit of a makeover, huh? I mean, it's not like you'll be needing that dollhouse anymore..

Amethyst: Pack up the dollhouse...um....sure, yeah! Great...but...there's one thing I have to do first...


Amethyst: Dude...this seriously isn't funny. You need to get those stupid stolen dolls out of my room now!

Garnet: No way! Where would I even hide them? They're dolls.

Amethyst: Garnet, Mom's about to start packing up the dollhouse any minute... 

Garnet: Looks like you'd better start thinking of some excuses and quick...

You're seriously going to let your sister take the fall for something you did in elementary school? I mean, it's not going to work, but still...

Amethyst: She's right, Garnet. You know Mom already knows...she's just waiting to catch you in the act.

Garnet: Which is never going to happen, now is it? Besides, now you've been lying about it for just as long as I have...


Christin: Are you sure you don't want help packing that stuff up? It's pretty heavy...it took your father 3 hours to put the thing together.

Amethyst: No...no, I got it. 

Christin: Are you sure you're alright?

Amethyst: (sigh) Yeah...yeah. Um...I should probably get started.

Well, as much as I would like to stick around and help with the redecorating, I have to be on my way. I'll see all of you next round!


A Message from the Mysterious Voice: Well, Garnet avoided getting caught for another week. Now that he's out of elementary school he's started swiping a wider variety of stuff, like the poster, while he's at school. At least it's better than the dollhouse dolls that I can't put anywhere but on the floor. Eventually this stealing will catch up with him...I just haven't decided when or how.