Saturday, November 18, 2017

Flenderson 1: Round 17



Last round, a bit of a sibling rivalry erupted between sisters Erica and Lorelei, which forced Aldo and Misty to employ some newly-learned parenting techniques. This was made a bit more difficult by Aldo constantly making use of his new earphones. Meanwhile, Misty continued to advance in the political career.


Lorelei: Mom, what are you doing getting home so late?

Misty: Ugh, I've been in meetings all day. The city council is trying to figure out what to do about these little pests that suddenly appeared everywhere.

I take it you mean all the stray animals...

Misty: First the toddlers and now this? This town is falling apart! And of course nobody on the council believes me-they're all trying to get us to let these things in our houses!

Lorelei: Oh, come on, Mom. They're not that bad. They're kind of cute.

Misty: Cute? Lorelei, for all we know they're crawling with disease...


Thistle: Hey...

Erica: Hi...sorry to show up so early. I just had to get out of my house.

Thistle: Let me guess...your mom?

Erica: Yeah...

Thistle: Well, I guess we can start our date a bit early. Why don't we head down to the new park by the wharf?

Erica: Yeah, that sounds nice.


Thistle: So...what's the crisis this week?

Erica: The...furry things that are everywhere now.

Thistle: What? How could she be upset about those? They're adorable!

And they also stand much less of a chance of eating you than your family's current pet.



Speaking of...

Erica: Well hello there...aren't you just the cutest thing...

I think she likes you.

Erica: Doesn't she belong to anybody?

I don't think so...

Erica: So she's out here all alone? That's so sad...you know what? I'm taking you home with me!


Erica, are you sure that's a good idea? Your mom doesn't seem that keen on these things existing, let alone living with her.

Erica: What? Look how sweet she is! Mom will come around. I'm sure of it.


Well, ok...welcome to the family, Arcanine...


Huh, maybe Misty had a point about the diseases...

Erica: There we go. Now we just have to make you all pretty so everyone will love you..


You know, the sweater is a nice touch, but I don't think it makes up for the drinking from the toilet...


Aldo: ... Um, mysterious voice? There's a...thing...in the house...

That would be Arcanine. Your daughter brought her home yesterday.

Aldo: Misty hasn't seen it yet, right?

I haven't heard any screaming, so I'm guessing no...


Aldo: So...what do these things do, exactly?

Well...you could try teaching her some tricks.


Aldo: Hey, you're pretty smart...


Yeah, she really is...


Erica: Hey there, girl...did you have fun with Dad today?

I think Dad may have had more fun than Arcanine...

Erica: Good...now we just have to figure out how to win over Mom...

Wait, she still hasn't seen her yet?

Erica: I've been keeping her in my room at night...Mom's been working such long hours it's been easier than you'd think to keep her hidden.


Aldo: Ok, Arcanine...jump!

Really? You set up an obstacle course in the backyard?

Aldo: What? She's too smart for the normal sit and stay stuff...this dog's a genius!

If you say so...


So I take it you're enjoying your new companion?

Aldo: Yeah...you know, it's kind of nice having someone to talk to during the day while the girls are at school and Misty...oh, no...

What?

Aldo: I forgot to take down the course before we went inside and Misty'll be home any minute...

Misty: ALDO!!!


Misty: Just wait until she gets home...sneaking one of those...those things into my house...

Aldo: But Misty, she's not disease-ridden, I swear. And she's really smart, too...I've taught her all kinds of tricks, and she can even jump through hoops!

Misty: I don't care, Aldo! Anything that just appears out of nowhere like that has to be dangerous!

Aldo: Like the toddlers were? Misty, come on. Just give her a chance. And besides, Erica's graduating soon anyway...

Misty: (sigh) I guess it would only be for a little while...


Misty: If that thing doesn't behave itself on Friday night...

Erica: She will, Mom. I swear...


What's happening on Friday?

Lorelei: Mom's having a dinner party...it started as a birthday party for Erica but it kind of grew from there.

More political supporters?

Erica: No, this time it's our relatives. Like, all of our relatives.

Really? That's a lot of people.

Lorelei: Tell me about it.


Aldo: Oh, everybody's just going to love you. Yes they are! Yes they are!

Um, Aldo? Shouldn't you be upstairs woodworking?

Aldo: I'll get back up there in a minute...she just needed some attention...

Why do I have a feeling Erica's going to have a fight on her hands when she moves out?


Erica: So, my birthday party's on Friday night. You're invited too...I'm not sure if my mom would have remembered to call you.

Hope: That's ok. Hey, do you think I could bring Cortex? 

Erica: I don't know...my mom's still not that ok with having one dog in the house. But we should take them down to the park one day; they'd have so much fun playing together!



Misty: Aldo, you were supposed to finish making the chairs for the party today...don't tell me you spent all day playing with that dog...

Wait, Aldo has to make the chairs?

Misty: Why not? 


Look, I'll take care of the seating, ok? I think you guys are running short on time.


Misty: You make one wrong move and you're out...you know that?


I guess it's time for the moment of truth...


Isla: Happy birthday, Erica...

Erica: Thanks...

Moss: This food all looks great...your mom did a great job!


Hope: Happy birthday...

Erica: Oh, thank goodness you're here...I've been making small talk with random aunts and uncles all night.

Hope: Wow, you sure are related to a lot of people...

Yeah, that Flenderson DNA really got spread around...


Ok, let's do this before we end up missing it...Happy Birthday, dear Erica...


(And I just realized while writing this that I forgot to pick Erica's third trait...hopefully the reward traits will make up for it. Never would have thought she'd end up with emotional control...)


Shark: What's up, buddy? You look scared...


Gee, I can't imagine why...there must be 50 people here.


Marlin: This was a great idea, Misty...I can't remember the last time all of us were in the same room together...

Mackerel: I'm surprised you can remember much of anything anymore...

Marlin: Hey, you're not getting much younger yourself, you know...


And I see Arcanine finally made her escape to the yard.

Wind: Nice doggy...

Harrison: Whoa!

What?

Harrison: Wind never talks...I don't think I've ever heard her voice, even in school!

Really?

Harrison: Yeah. This dog must be magic or something.


Lorelei: Well...

Misty: What?

Lorelei: Admit it. Having the dog here didn't ruin the party.

It does seem to have gone rather well...despite the dishes on every horizontal surface.

Misty:  Well...ok. She didn't ruin the party. But Erica's still taking that thing with her when she moves  out...


I think you might have to have a chat with Aldo about that one, Misty. But that will have to wait, because it's just about time for me to be moving on. See you next round, everyone!


A Message From the Mysterious Voice: Happy early Thanksgiving, everyone.  Another lot, another pet! Arcanine isn't exactly the exact dog I would have made for these guys in CAS, but she grew on me as the week wore on. (I don't want to make everybody's pet in CAS since technically you're not supposed to enter CAS after the beginning of the challenge.) And I can't believe I forgot to pick Erica's third trait! Hopefully I can go back in and add it after the fact. The dinner party was my way of trying to do a Sim-Thanksgiving dinner; didn't really turn out that way since everybody pretty much ate on the couches and then flocked to the stereo, but it was close enough I guess.



Thursday, November 16, 2017

Palmer 1: Round 17



Last round, Merida Palmer found herself pregnant for the second time. Unfortunately, that baby put the household at the 8-member limit, which meant that her sister Eve couldn't follow suit. Merida soon gave birth to a daughter named Dory. Meanwhile, their sons Flick and Hank grew from toddlers to children, Josiah continued to advance in the science career, and Madison showed a considerable amount of longevity by lasting through another full week.


Hi, guys...is there a reason you're eating cake at 5AM?

Madison: It's a special day...


Oh, I see...well, let's head up there and...


Or that works too...

Madison: Sorry, we've been really anxious to get the baby stage over with.


Aww, she got her mom's hair...but a new outfit is definitely in order.


Much better...


Hank: What was that?

What was what? I don't see anything...

Hank: I thought it might have been one of those...furry things everybody's been talking about. You heard about the furry things, right?

Yes...yes I did.

Hank: I really want one...

Well, unfortunately I don't think that's going to happen right now.

Hank: Why not?

The same reason Flick can't have a sister. Your house is full...

Hank: Aww, man...


Madison: Hank...did you finish your homework yet?

Hank: (sigh) Yes, Grandma...

Madison: Good. Because I need you to help clean up all these dishes that are everywhere.

Hank: Why can't Flick do it?

Madison: Flick is doing it already. And if you both would put your dishes in the dishwasher after you ate, neither of you would have to do it at all...


Josiah: Are you excited to go and make some friends today?

First day of play group?

Josiah: Yup. Brett's taking her right after I leave for work.


Ah, I see. So we're off to the park, huh?

Josiah: Actually, no....

No?

Josiah: Apparently this play group thing has caught on so much now that the city actually put up a building for it. 

Like a daycare center?

Josiah: Sort of. Anyway, we went the other day to check it out. It's nice.


Well this seems to be going pretty well so far...



What are you doing?

Dory: Nothing...

Yeah, I know that look. That's not a "nothing" expression...


Madison: I just found her trying to climb out of the window...

Eve: Dory...

Dory: Outside...I sawed something!

Eve: Oh? What did you see?

Dory: It was fuzzy...and it had a stripey tail..and it was all brown...it jumped into the garbage!

Eve: Oh, Dory, you're so silly...


Hank: I don't care what she says. I'm going to get one of those furry things anyway.

Flick: But where is is going to live? 

Hank: Outside...if it doesn't live in the house, than it doesn't break the rule.

Flick: I don't think that's how that works...


Madison: Dory, honey, leave Hank alone...

Has she been breaking in here a lot?

Madison: Yes...we have to constantly pull her out of here when Hank's at school. I guess it's sweet that 


Uh-oh...


I can't really be surprised...she held on for a good long time...





And of course this is happening in the tiniest room in the house...


Goodbye, Madison...


I'm so sorry, guys...




Hank: Stupid garbage...

What's wrong?

Hank: Something knocked the stupid trash can over last night and Dad's making me  clean it up! Why do I have to do it? It's not my...huh? What's that thing?

I think you may have just found who's fault it is...


Hank: Aww...were you trying to get in our garbage...hey, wait a minute...now that Grandma's gone...I can keep you in the house!

Hank, wait a minute...

Hank: You said the reason we couldn't have a furry thing was because the house was full. Now the house isn't full, so I'm keeping this one!

Yes, but it's just that this particular furry thing...

Hank: I'm gonna call you....Rocket!

Of course...


Hank: You can stay here in my room, Rocket...just be quiet, ok?

Hank, are you sure this is really a good idea...and where'd you get all this stuff?

Hank: Eh, I just found it around...I think the ball is one of Dory's old toys.


Flick: You are going to be in so much trouble...

Hank: Not if you don't say anything...


Uh-oh...I don't think Hank accounted for little sisters...

Dory: Kitty!

Good luck, Rocket...


Um...ok, someone needs to start explaining something...

Hank: I found this while I was looking for...you know, stuff...isn't it awesome?


That'll be a fun phone call from the school...can you even see in that thing?

Hank: Of course I can see...it's got eye holes!

Could have fooled me.


Dory: Kitty....fuzzy!

Be careful, Dory...


Dory: Mama, I sawed something fuzzy...Hank's room...

Merida: Yes, honey, that was just Hank in his bear suit.

So, you saw that?

Merida: Yeah...I wish he wouldn't wear it to school, but it that's his way of grieving...


Oh, right. Josiah is a scientist. Congratulations.

Josiah: Thanks...


Something tells me Hank's going to have a harder time hiding his new friend...


Yeah, Rocket's definitely not a one room animal anymore... 


Merida: What is that smell in here...Oh my...what in the world is that?

Merida...meet Rocket...


Hank: Mom, I'm home...what?

Merida: You know what. There's a...thing up in your bedroom!

It's called a raccoon.

Merida: Whatever. Hank, you should know better than to bring that thing into the house! What if it bites somebody?

Hank: Rocket wouldn't bite anybody! He's my friend!

Merida: You don't know that, Hank...he's a wild animal.

Hank: Not anymore...please can I keep him?

Eve: You know, Mer, the Howards seem to really like their new pets. Maybe we could give it a shot.

Merida: Don't tell me your on his side about this...

Eve: But...he has to stop wearing the bear suit to school...

Hank: Ok, ok. I'll stop...just please let me keep Rocket!

Merida: (sigh) All right, we can give it a try. But if he destroys anything...

Hank: Yay!


Hank: You're not going to destroy anything, are you Rocket? You're a good boy...

Um...I'd like to remind you that you found Rocket after he knocked over your garbage can.

Hank: Well that's when he was a baby. He's all grown up now...


Yup, he sure is...

Dory: Kitty!

Josiah: What the...

Well, as much as I'd like to stick around I think I'll let Josiah and Rocket get to know each other on their own. See you in round 18, guys!


A Message From the Mysterious Voice: Yup, another lot, another animal. In the interest of full disclosure, this one I did add to the house through CAS rather than have them find and adopt. I actually went back and forth between raccoon and fox for these guys, but I ultimately decided that having Hank finding a raccoon was more plausible. (Plus, it let's me have a sort-of related pet naming theme of "Other CGI characters"). And Dory is absolutely adorable! She really did get the best of her family's genetics.