Monday, September 30, 2019

Howard 1: Round 20



Last round, Hermes moved in with his new wife Hope and the two quickly became pregant with their first child. Their son Anger was born shortly after. Unfortunately, it wasn't all smiles as Herbert passed away from old age.


Hi, guys...oh, I know that look...


(Sigh) Yup, right on cue...why do I always show up at these moments?


Well, that's one event we have to look forward to this week...let's see what else is on the calendar...



Oh, award night...are you going?

Disgust: Are you kidding? They don't give out those things for cooking...

I don't see why-they seem to give them out for everything else.



Disgust: And then the dinosaur said...phew! Finally!

The dinosaur said "Phew! Finally?"

Disgust: No, he's finally asleep. This must be the fifth book I've read to him.


Looks like Cortex brought home a present. 


Um...is Cortex helping with potty training?

Hermes: Well, she certainly thinks she is.

Great, well, when Anger starts going to the bathroom in the yard we'll know who to blame.


Let's hope Cortex didn't give him any other pointers...


And the charmer hugs continue...


Um, Erica? I don't think toddlers really appreciate the violin...


Hey, those came out pretty good. 

Hope: Thanks.  I'm getting better at this photo thing...I think I'm ready to go pro!

Go pro?


Hope: Yeah...I think I can make a living at this.

(laughs)

Hope: What?

Nothing, nothing...it's just funny that of all the houses yours is the one to try this out.

Hope: (sigh) Look, just...help me pick my first gig, ok?


Hope: Here, little darlings formal attire. That sounds easy.

I don't think Anger is going to be a willing model for formal wear...

Hope: No, but I know where I can find a couple...


Sadness is letting you use her kids?

Kumquat: Use us for what?

Hope: I just need to take some pictures of you two for my new job...

Kiwi: Ugh...not you too! Mommy already does that all day!

Hope: Yes, but does she let you dress up in fancy grown-up clothes when she does it?


That seems to have talked them into it...

Hope: Ok, kids...say "cheese"...


Or "new baby"...that could work too.


Looks like the photoshoot will have to end a little early.


Receptionist: Ok, now just give me a minute...oops. Stupid keyboard...I keep hitting the wrong button...

Maybe because of the guitar shoved through your desk...

Receptionist: Now, don't panic...why don't you just go down the hall to your left?

Oh, so the same room they always go to, then?


Man, Forest has been busy this round...


It's a boy! Welcome...Panic?

Hope: What can I say? The receptionist inspired me.


Well, at least his name goes well with his brother's...

Hope: Oh! I almost forgot! I'm supposed to cover playgroup today!

I'm sure the other parents would understand...

Hope: No, I can do it. I'll just have my mom watch Panic while I'm at the park.


Too bad she couldn't be in the photoshoot too...

Hope: I know. But the job description specifically said "kids".


Hermes: Are you sure you aren't too tired? I can handle the rest of the afternoon...

Hope: Tired? No way...


Hope: Although, now that I think of it...I could use a little...nap...

Um, guys...what are you...


Guys, is this really an appropriate place to...


Too late...


Oh, good. Amygdala's still the family leftover disposal. I'd almost forgotten about her.


Yeah, better get Panic out of that bassinett; soon we'll need to for the new arrival.


Happy birthday, dear Panic...


(sigh) And the toddler trait bad luck continues...


But not bad genetics! Wow, he got the purple eyes too? Those genetics are stronger than I thought.


And we now have two toddlers just in time for Love Day...


So, I take it you two aren't doing anything huge?

Hope: Well, not for Love Day...


Ah, I see. I suppose Anger's birthday does take priority.


Hope: Hmm...no, let's try Grandma and the kids up on the stage, with the toddlers in front...

Disgust: Honestly, Hope, by the time you take the picture he's going to be a teenager...

Nice of the venue to install a stage out front for this purpose, though...


Ok, let's get this show on the road. Happy birthday, dear Anger...


Well the dog lover thing is already taken care of with Cortex...


Ok, well it looks like the party's over...

Hope: Hold on...first I've got to get one more shot...

Seriously?


Ok, very nice...now we need to go!


Yes, please...


Pulled you out of bed, did they Forest?


It's a girl! Welcome baby...


Surprise. Well, it looks like she's living up to her name already...those alien genes are strong! And with that little "surprise" out of the way, I guess it's time for me to...


Oh, hold that thought...it looks like Cortex has one more...


Oh, good...now we get to start looking out for pet deaths too! Ok, I'm going to go ahead and get out of here before there are any more little surprises...I'll see all of you next round.


A Message From the Mysterious Voice: Hey, a lot with no deaths! Disgust has an active trait, so she got some extra time-which is good because it meant that I could have her cook a ton of non-spoiling meals for the house thanks to her reward trait. Something tells me they're going to come in handy. It's actually super fitting that Hope ended up being the photographer. Way, way back in the first generation of this house, when GTW first came and added photography, I was planning to have Maura (remember her?) start a photo store. There are so many pictures in this lot's household inventory it's not even funny. Maura's photo studio never came to be, but her great-granddaughter can take the reins as a freelancer now.

Friday, September 27, 2019

Bernard 1: Round 20



Last round, Haiti and Garnet were settling back into the Bernard house after their wedding. Haiti decided to take an unfamiliar path and joined the acting career, leading to a week full of auditions and one very weird gig. Somehow, she also managed to squeeze in giving birth to her first child, Guam. Garnet, meanwhile, was able to put his...unique...skillset to use in the tech guru career. Sadly, Ezekiel also passed away from old age.


Hi, Haiti...

Haiti: Oh, hey Mysterious Voice.

Anything exciting going on around here?


Haiti: Not really...I have another audition lined up for tomorrow.

For what?

Haiti: I'm not sure, exactly...it's some TV movie about pirates.

Well, at least you'll be able to see your face in this one...


Garnet: There you are! What have you been doing down here all day?

Haiti: I have an audition tomorrow...I figured if I practiced down here...

Garnet: You've been working too hard. Come on...I know just how to help you relax...


(sigh) Uh-huh...


Right on cue. Let's hope that the director doesn't mind a pregnant pirate...


Uh-oh...





I have a feeling this is going to be one of those rounds where we have a mass exodus of elders...


Good to see that Bermuda has the same reaction to Grimmy as an elder that she did as a child...


Goodbye, Croix...


Garnet: Are you sure you want to go through with this audition thing? I mean, I don't know a lot about pirates but I'm pretty sure a pregnant, grieving woman isn't what they're looking for...

Seriously, Garnet?

Garnet: What? I'm just saying...

Haiti: It's fine. I already have the thing booked...I might as well go...


Well, it's a good thing you did...so, they're ok with the pregnancy?

Haiti: I guess so...

Let's just hope they get you a stunt double.


But first, we've got New Year's Eve to attend to.


No big party this time?

Haiti: No, we decided to keep it low-key this year...

Guam: Daddy? Is it midnight yet?

Garnet: No, Guam. It's 5 in the afternoon...

Something tells me that Guam might still be too young for the midnight countdown...


Bermuda: Congratulations on the show, honey...

Haiti: Thanks, Mom...

Bermuda: I was reading the description that came with your script...it sounds wonderful. I can't wait to watch it...

(sigh) You had to say that out loud, didn't you?

Bermuda: Why wouldn't I?


(Sigh) This is why not...


When one twin goes...


...the other one's not far behind...


Goodbye, Bermuda...


Well, if one death helped with the audition...


Rangi: Hi there, Ms. Bernard. My name is Rangi, I'll be doing your hair and makeup today.

Haiti: Oh, great...so, do you do my stunt double at the same time?

Rangi: Stunt double? What stunt double?

Haiti: Well, I just figured...with me being...you know what? It's fine. I'll just be careful...


Co-Star: Oh, here's another one...I'm supposed to...whoa...well clearly we're not doing that.

Haiti: I'm sure we'll find a way to make it work...they can fix anything in editing, right?


(whispers) I sure hope the director appreciates restraint.


And I guess sword fighting induces labor...good to know.


Yes, let's head to the hospital...

Haiti: What about Garnet?

I'm sure he'll meet us there...


And run in the opposite direction of the delivery room towards the vending machine...

Receptionist: Hey, I know you...you're the girl from that commercial! 

Haiti: Yup, that's me...anyway, I...

Receptionist: 🎵Why let repairmen suck you dry when you...🎵

Haiti: Yeah, I, um...I know the song. But right now I kind of need to see a doctor.


Oh, hey Forest...

Forest: Alright, Haiti...just relax...



It's a boy! Welcome, Madagascar...


Haiti: Come on, buddy...let's go introduce you to your brother. I'm sure he'll be so excited!



Um...sure, I guess that sounds ok. I mean, they're willingly giving the investment, right?



And anyway, it seemed to work...


Guam: Mama, can we take 'Gascar to playgroup too?

Haiti: Not quite yet, honey. He's still too little.

Guam: But who's gonna play with him if I'm not here?


Don't worry, Guam, Grandma is on it-even if she has to do it from beyond the grave.


Besides, it doesn't look like he's going to be little for too much longer...


Happy birthday dear Madagascar...


Ok, so far this round we've had a fussy and a wild...man, playgroup will be interesting...


And he looks...exactly like his brother.


And I guess we're documenting this fact with a family portrait day?

Haiti: Basket, your mom was supposed to bring a nice outfit for you...

Basket: She forgot...

Guam: If she doesn't have to be dressed up then why do we?


Yeah, this might go better over at Aunt Bahama's house...


Or maybe not...there are more distractions here...


And I guess we get to end the week with one more birthday...


Garnet: And then the old owl said, "Sharing is the most wonderful feeling in the world. Why don't you try letting Mr. Mouse share your seeds and nuts..."

Sapphire: Mama said she's not gonna share her money, though...

I see Amethyst has already warned her daughter about Uncle Garnet...


Ok, let's get this show on the road before a family brawl breaks out. Happy birthday, dear Guam...


Hey, an aspiration and trait that match!


And I guess we're trying for a cousin picture before we go?

Garnet: Trying is right...ok, everybody ready...wait, Hestia, where's your sister?

Hestia: I don't know...

Well, I'll let you guys figure this one out. It's time for me to be moving on to the next house anyway. See you guys next round!


A Message From the Mysterious Voice: Another lot, another two elders gone. I know we didn't see a whole lot of toddler fun on this lot, but between the elders dying off and jumping back and forth for Haiti's gigs, there really wasn't time for it. Guam spent a lot of the week at daycare. The pictures with Basket did turn out really cute...I'm considering adding a "photo album" page to show some of the in-game screenshots that don't make it onto the blog.