Thursday, October 4, 2018

Bernard 3: Round 18


Last round was a sad one for the Bernard family, with both Trout and Aruba passing away from old age before their youngest daughter Corellia had even graduated from high school. It didn't help that her boyfriend, Austen, was less than sympathetic about the situation at first. However, by the end of the week not only had Austen seemed to come around, he had even moved in and the couple adopted a puppy named Falcon.


Hey, guys...

Corellia: Oh, hi mysterious voice...

Doing some late night cleaning?

Corellia: Yes, it looks like Falcon didn't make it out in time.

I see...

Austen: You about done there?

Corellia: Almost...why don't you go get ready in the bedroom?


You two don't want to...redecorate first? No? Ok, I'll just be outside...


Anybody surprised here?


Austen: You're...what?

Corellia: Pregnant! Isn't it great?

Austen: Yeah....

Corellia: I've got to go call Hosnian and Alderaan...

Austen: Yeah, um...I've got to make some calls too...


Austen: Well, I don't know what you want me to do....dude, it's not like I planned this...Look, just give me a little more time, ok? I'll figure it out. 

You'll figure what out, exactly?

Austen: Do you mind? I'm trying to have a private conversation here...


Corellia: Are you excited to be a big brother? Are you?


No, I think he's excited about something else...





That's quite a growth spurt...


And now he's big enough to hug back...


Huh...congratulations, Austen...


Austen: You seem surprised...

Well, you haven't exactly struck me as an ideal office worker so far...


Hopefully he does better in the father department...


Let's head to the hospital!


Austen: Aw, for the love of...isn't anybody working in this place?

Well, it is 1AM...

Corellia: Austen...maybe you should stay in the waiting room...

Yeah, that's probably for the best.


Forest: Alright, Corellia...just relax...


It's a girl! Welcome, Tatooine...


Aww, she's cute...


Corellia: All right, baby...let's go meet your daddy...

Wait, where is Austen?

Corellia: Oh, he went home already....

He went home while his first child was being born?

Corellia: Oh, it's fine. He needed to finish setting up the nursery...

Huh? I do that...


Corellia: See? He did a great job.

(sigh)


Austen: So...this is it?

Corellia: Uh-huh...meet your new daughter...

Austen: Cool...um...

Do you want to...you know, hold her or anything?

Austen: Eh...she seems ok right now. Besides, I've got some stuff to do for work tomorrow...

(sigh)

Austen: What? Someone's got to pay for this kid, right?


Yes, and that someone would be Corellia...

Corellia: Well, Austen's job helps out some...

Yeah, two days salary pretty much paid for...the dollhouse.


Which he is now destroying. Austen, do you really have to take out your anger on your daughter's dollhouse?

Austen: What? She's a lump in a bassinet...

What a wonderful way to describe your child...

Austen: I'll fix it before she knows the difference, ok?


Austen, I think we need to have a talk...

Austen: No, I haven't fixed the stupid dollhouse yet, ok?

Not about that...you know, you don't seem to be really digging this whole...family thing.

Austen: What are you talking about?

Well, you have barely interacted with the baby. And you haven't really talked to Corellia in the past few days either.


And you know, seeing as how it's almost love day...

Austen: Ok, ok. I'll get her something if it will shut you up.

What a romantic...


Corellia: There you go, baby. All clean...

So, um...any plans for Love Day?

Corellia: Oh, um...well, you know, we can't really do much with a newborn...but tonight we're going to have a nice dinner here at home.


Assuming that someone fixes your fridge...how long has that been broken?

Corellia: Oh, a few days. It's ok, though. Austen will get to it when he's not too tired from work...


Austen: Hey, this is pretty good...

Impressive considering the broken refrigerator...

Austen: Huh? Oh, right...well, we can just get a new one.

Corellia: Are you sure? Fridges are pretty expensive...

Austen: You've still got all your parents' money, right?

Corellia: I guess...


Oh, right...Falcon's still here. And it looks like he's been busy.

Corellia: Ok, buddy. Let's give you a bath...


Hold that thought, Corellia. First let's get your daughter out of that bassinet...


Happy birthday, dear Tatooine...


Silly...haven't seen that one in awhile.


And she looks just like you...even if she does need a new outfit.


Tatooine: Daddy...play?

Austen: What? I'm playing with you right now...

Doing push-ups near her does not count as playing.


This ought to be good...


Tatooine: Mama? Time to go?

Go? Where are we going?

Tatooine: It's her first day at play group...

On Love Day?

Corellia: I know...the timing seems a bit off. You know, I could just drop her and come back...

Austen: Um, no...no. You should stay. It's only her first day once, right? I can just give you this now, then...


Corellia: Oh, Austen, thank you...it's so nice...

Yeah...it's almost as nice as the ones that are growing right outside your house...


And it's such great weather for play group, too...you know, maybe I should go check on Austen...I mean, the house...


Austen: Hey, brother...

Max: Hey, man. What's up? You weren't kidding about this house...

Austen: I know, right?


Will: Dude, you said we'd be able to crash here once you moved in...

Austen: I know, I know...but then the kid showed up.

Max: So? How much room can she take up? This place is huge.


Austen: Look, guys...just give me a little more time. I'll work it out, I promise.

Will: You'd better...

Max: Yeah, man. We're all counting on you...


Well, as much as I'd like to stick around and see how this plays out...I think I'd better be on my way. I'll see you guys next round...


A Message From the Mysterious Voice: This lot was actually a lot of fun; I don't often play mean Sims, so having Austen around was a challenge. He actually does have a better relationship with Tatooine than the post suggests, but he also tends to ignore Corellia entirely. And I don't know what is up with Falcon and dirt, but I swear this dog needed more baths than all the other dogs in town put together.

Tuesday, October 2, 2018

Bernard 2: Round 18


Last round, the Bernard family was dealing with the ups and downs of raising toddler triplets. The addition of laundry to their list of chores didn't do much to lessen the load, nor did Grandpa Salmon passing away from old age. The latter pushed Leia to finally confront her brother Luke about his career choice, and by the end of the week both she and her mother Jamaica had finally reconciled, just in time for the triplets to grow into children.


Hey, kids...

Rey: Hi, mysterious voice...

What's going on around here these days?

Padme: We're throwing a big party for New Year's!


Ah...I see...


And it looks like you guys don't have much time left to get ready...


Pine: Emerald! You know, the party's not until tomorrow...

Emerald: Yeah, I know. I was just in the neighborhood...

Of course you were. You live 3 houses away...


Don't tell me you guys haven't fixed the dryer yet...

Pine: No, it's fixed. But I just like how everything smells when it dries outside...

Pine, you do know what happens to water in the winter, right?


And the big day has arrived...


Whoa! That's...quite an increase from last week!


So, I guess your resolution involves making enough money for those bills?

Leia: Well, yeah! I don't get it...our bills have never been more than 3,000 Simoleons at the most. And it's not like we've added on to the house...

I guess that thermostat really comes at a premium...

Leia: Wait...that's why? That thing is going off!

What about the cold?

Leia: Oh, come on...how cold can it get in here?


Rey: Padme, the party hasn't even started yet...


No, but it will soon....


I think having her toddler nephew here in shorts might throw a wrench in Leia's plan...


And speaking of inappropriate attire...

Unicorn: Mommy, maybe we should stop dressing like pirates at every party...

She said it, I didn't...


Celestial: This punch is so good...

Eclipse: It's the same stuff they always have at parties...

Tempera: I can't wait until I'm big and I can have the grown-up drinks my dad makes...

Ok, well, this conversation is going in a weird direction...


All right...resolution time...


Jamaica's is easy enough...


So is Pine's...


And apparently it's just going to be promotion central around here this week...

Leia: The bills, remember?





And at least the triplets' are all the same...


Tempera: Hey, guys! It's almost time...


Everyone: 3...2...1...Happy New Year!

Pretty good considering half of you can't even see the TV screen...


Well, that didn't take long...


Congratulations...

Leia: Thanks...


Um...isn't your laundry already dry?

Leia: Yes...but I didn't get here in time to unload it while it was still warm. So I'm running it through again.

That's one way to avoid heating your house...


Rey: Grandma, I'm cold...

Jamaica: Well, come here and dance with us...it'll warm you right up...


Finn: Grandma, you're the coolest grandma ever...

Rey: Yeah. I hope you can live with us forever....

Jamaica: Well, I don't know about that...but I think I've got a few more years left in me...

(sigh) You know, I really wouldn't tempt fate if I were you, Jamaica...


Yup...right on cue...


I can't say I'm surprised...she's been on borrowed time for awhile...





Padme: Grandma?

Finn: Grandma, get up!

Kids, you may want to go inside for this...


Goodbye, Jamaica...


Aww, Rey...

Rey: I miss Grandma...wait, what was that?

What was what?

Rey: I think I heard something under the porch...


Rey: Huh?

Looks like you guys have some unexpected roommates...


Rey: Aww...you're so cute...do you think Mom will let me keep it?

Well, I don't know...but I do know that kittens typically come in litters, so you may want to take another look...


Rey: Wow! There's 3 of them!

Finn: Rey, what are you doing out....hey, cool! Kittens! Padme! Come outside, quick!


Padme: There's 3 of them! Just like there's 3 of us!

Funny how these things work out...

Leia: Kids, what are you doing outside? It's freezing out here!

Finn: Mom, come see?

Padme: We found kittens! Can we keep them, Mom?

Rey: Please?



Leia: Well...ok, I guess we can give it a try...

And on that note, I think it's time for me to be moving on. You guys get the kittens settled in, and I'll see you guys next round!


A Message from the Mysterious Voice: And the droid kittens are finally home! So, a bit of background information. I made these kittens right after Cats and Dogs was released. I was planning on having the triplets "find" them last round, but Jamaica held on for another full week. (She actually almost held on for 2. She didn't die of old age until the very last night of the week, hence why all the screenshots of the kids meeting the kittens are at night.) I'm not the best at using CAS, but I really like how the kittens came out. And I also learned something very important on this lot: wait to turn on the thermostat until after the bills come in! Luckily Leia's a painter, so she was able to make up that money pretty quick.