Wednesday, July 4, 2018

Bernard 6: Round 17




Last round, Han Bernard and his new wife Lori set up their new home after getting married. Han struggled to find a profession (as well as a style) that suited him, while Lori dove headfirst into a career in athletics. By the end of the week, they had added a daughter, Madrid, to their home.


Well, I can see you two are still being...casual with your clothing choices...

Han: What? I'm a painter! Why wouldn't I wear old stuff?

And Lori? Any reason you're in your winter gear in summer?


Um...congratulations, but unless you're staying warm for two...


So how's the painting coming?

Han: Pretty good...it's bringing in enough that we can finally add a second story onto the house.

Whoa! I'd say that's more than pretty good...


Madrid: Where's Mommy?

Han: She's practicing for work, honey.

Another jog around the neighborhood?

Han: Nope. We found a better solution.


Well I guess the painting must be going well if you guys put in a pool too...

Lori: Yeah, isn't it great? This way I can work out without leaving Madrid home alone...


You know, if there was anyone in town who would look happy surrounded by bees...you would be the one...


Nice going, Lori. Looks like the pool was a good investment. 


And just in time, too. The baby's on it's way...


I guess we're going for a home birth...


Well, after twin girls on the last lot that's not surprising. Welcome, Toronto...


Huh...I think if you squint you can see some red hair...


What do you think of your new baby brother?

Madrid: He's ok. He doesn't do much...

Don't worry, before too long he'll be out here swimming with you.


Madrid: Daddy...the bees stung me...

Han: Well, you just have to leave them alone, honey...

Madrid: You don't leave them alone and they don't sting you...

Your father has a...unique relationship with those bees, Madrid. Let's just leave it at that.


Han: That's it, little guy. Eat up. Now no crying during the show tonight, ok?

What show?


Han: You didn't know? Tonight's the season premiere of "Orange is the New Peach"...

Can't say I've ever heard of it...

Han: What? It's only like, the best show ever! It starts with this girl going to jail, and then her friend who's a lawyer convinces them to let her work on a farm instead, only the farm is actually a cover-up for a secret...you know what, it's too hard to explain...


Lori: Wow...

Han: I can't believe they actually killed him off!

Killed who off?

Lori: Trevor, the sympathetic farm-hand with a heart of gold! Han, I thought you filled her in...


Yes, let's move on to a holiday I understand...


And it looks like we'll have two toddlers for the occasion.


Happy birthday, dear Toronto...


Ok, that's easy...


And we have another redhead!


Now, let's get him a swimsuit-it's Splash Fest time!


Everybody ready for the party?

Toronto: Happy birthday Madrid...

Lori: Not yet, honey. Wait for the party to start...


So it's also Madrid's birthday?

Lori: Yup. Lucky kid, having her birthday on a holiday.


Ok, let me just get one picture of them both as toddlers...


And one more ages out of the play group. Happy birthday, dear Madrid...


Ok, that makes sense together...


And I even like that hair on you...but I think you need a new outfit. What's Splash Fest without a new swimsuit?


Guys, do you really think it's safe to be playing on that thing in the dark?

Madrid: We can see it ok...why would we stop?


Because it's firework time, that's why!






You know, I think I have to agree with Lori. Madrid is one lucky kid...who else in town had fireworks on their birthday?


Oh, and it looks like we've got one more promotion before I head on my way...


Congratulations, Lori, and I'll see you guys next round!


A Message From the Mysterious Voice: Summer returns! (Yes, we've covered a full year already. Crazy, right?) I'm so happy that Toronto inherited his mom's red hair. I don't actually think we have any other redheads in town so far. Having Madrid's birthday party on Spash Fest was so much fun-that holiday's finally given me a reason to use the fireworks more, too. And TV premier day was actually pretty funny...I love the random holidays that pop up.

Sunday, July 1, 2018

Lytle 4: Round 17



Last round, Hunter Lytle and his new wife Leigh Aimes finally set up their new home after getting married. Leigh quickly became pregnant and soon a son, Zyrtec, had joined the family. Unfortunately, this did little to ease Leigh's worries about Hunter's safety after his...close call back at his parents' house.


Hey, Hunter...

Hunter: Hi, Mysterious Voice...

Anything new going on around here?

Hunter: Oh, the usual...


Leigh: Hunter? What are you doing up? Are you feeling ok?

Hunter: Yes, I'm fine...just making a snack.

Leigh: Come on, let's go back to bed and pick up where we left off...

Left off?


Whoa! Ok, ok...I get the hint...


Anyone surprised here? Anyone?


Leigh: I'm going to have a baby!

Hunter: That's great...I guess I'd better start practicing in the kitchen, huh?

Leigh: What?

Hunter: You know, for promotions?

Leigh: Right...you know, you could just keep up the painting, too...

Hunter: I guess...


Zyrtec: Mama, baby come now?

Leigh: No, honey...not for a little while. But we've got a lot to do before then.


Like hunt for eggs, apparently...wait, didn't we already do this?


Nice going, Hunter.

Hunter: Thanks...


So let's see...looks like we have to decorate, eat a big meal, and find some eggs...shouldn't be too hard...


Look, even the toddler can do it.

Zyrtec: I finded one!


Um...hello....

Hunter: Mysterious voice?

Yes?

Hunter: Are you seeing...

The giant rabbit? Yeah...yeah I am.

Hunter: Good. I was worried it was just me.


Leigh: The Flower Bunny's here! Zyrtec, come in here sweetie...


Oh, this should be great...


And Zyrtec looks just about as happy as most toddlers would when meeting a giant rabbit...


...who I guess is staying for dinner?

Pine: Hey, this is awesome...can one of these guys come to our house?

Um...we'll see...


Hunter: So how's my little niece doing?

Emerald: Oh, she's fine...Hosnian thinks she'll be out of that bassinet any day now.

Hunter: Good. You can send it over here...


Too late...looks like you guys are going to need one now...


No hospital?

Leigh: ...No...time...


It's another boy! Welcome, Tylenol...


Aww, he's cute...


Meet your new baby brother, Zyrtec...

Zyrtec: Hi, brother...


Wait, what?


Hunter: You're going to have a baby?

Leigh: Uh-huh...

Hunter: But...you just had a baby...

Congratulations, now you know just how your dad felt...


Hunter: Well, enjoy being the youngest for now little guy...because it's not going to last.

Not that you would know anything about that...


Hunter: So pretty soon you're going to have a baby brother or sister...

Zyrtec: But I already have a baby brother...


Well, he won't be a baby for much longer...


Happy birthday, dear Tylenol...


Something tells me independence will be a good thing in this family...


Although maybe the braid crown isn't the best idea...


Zyrtec: Daddy...it's hot!

Hunter: I know, buddy...

I guess there are drawbacks to living in the desert, huh?


Then again...there are some benefits...


Hunter: Huh...maybe this two-toddler thing isn't so bad...


Good, because now it's time to figure out one toddler, one child.


It's birthday party time!


Or...


So, I guess we're headed to the hospital?

Leigh: No...this is Zyrtec's birthday and we're going to have this party. I'll be ok...I've got time.


Um...ok, then...Happy Birthday dear Zyrtec...


Ok, that's do-able...


And I think he knows his birthday is about to be upstaged by his new sibling...


Um, Forest? You know not every party is going to be pirate...

Leigh: OW!

Forest: Ok, that's it. Come on, we're going to the hospital...

Please change first.


Ok, party's over I guess...


Ok, this is new...I would have thought Toronto would have headed right to daycare.

Hunter: Why? It's his little brother or sister. He should be here.


And the baby is being delivered by its' uncle, no less...


It's a girl! Welcome, Claritin...


Oh! Make that 2 girls. Welcome, Allegra!


Looks like Zyrtec got two very...unexpected birthday presents.


Leigh: Hey, buddy...sorry about cutting your party short.

Zyrtec: That's ok, I guess...it's not your fault the baby came.

Leigh: Babies. You have 2 little sisters!

Zyrtec: ...What?



Yup...looks like you boys are going to have to stick together! But unfortunately I've got to be moving on. I'll see you guys next round!


A Message From the Mysterious Voice: So, it seems that Hunter is carrying on his family's over-population gene. Obviously I wasn't planning for Leigh to have twins...I just wanted her to have 1 girl. (I also didn't plan for her to go into labor during Zyrtec's party. I'm actually impressed my game didn't explode trying to handle those two things together.) And yeah...the flower bunny is...cute, but creepy. (The picture with Zyrtec is a posed shot, but I feel like it sums up how most toddlers would react...)